Because you just nailed it. You won. Nothing better could possibly have been said. Its time to drop the mic and walk away.
Mic Drop is the perfect app for just this situation. Simply tap, shake, or swipe your way to the ultimate exit. Be sure to savor the laughter and applause as the random hi-fi audio recordings of actual mics dropping punctuate your sublime awesomeness and leave your audience in rapturous realization of your majesty.